Ohmwrecker x Reader | Minecraft 1

"Mr. Vecker, bro, do you even Minecraft?" You asked, frustrated.
"I don't know what I'm doing!" Ohm retorted.


"Hallo guys, and velcome to my channel. I am (Username,) and today, ve are playing vith Ohmvecker-" You began.
"Are you really German, or are you faking that accent?" Ohm interrupted.
You huffed, dropping the accent. "I'm (Nationality.) Jeez." You resumed the accent. "Anyvay, ve are playing Minecraft, and I vill have to ztruggle vith zis noob-"
"Hey!" He protested.
"Shut up! Let me finish my intro, ja?!" You cried.
He grumbled something.
"Zolet'szeehowzisgoes." You said really fast, then started the server.
"Ooh, pretty~!" You cooed sarcastically, as you had spawned in front of a tree.
"Not bad." Ohm looked around, not picking up on the sarcasm.
"Ztart getting vood, ve vill need lot of zis." You suggested, punching the irritating tree that was blocking your view.
Of a giant hole.


"Right, um, how do I make anything?" Ohm asked.
"Mr. Vecker, bro, do you even Minecraft?" You asked, frustrated.
"I don't know what I'm doing!" Ohm retorted.
You showed him again, sighing.
"Got it now?" You asked.
"I think."
"Gut. Vher do you vant to zet up camp?"
"I don't know, what biome do you think would be ideal?"
I cut grass with my wooden pickaxe, gathering seeds while thinking.
"Zomevhere pretty." You started running, glancing behind you.
Ohm was following.
You stopped at a gorgeous spot. A huge waterfall cascaded from the side of a mountain and flowed into a river, oodles of flowers and a couple sheep greeted us.
"How about zis?" You offered in awe.
"It's cute." He agreed.
You mentally snickered at his response.
"Vatch my back vile I make house?" You suggested.
"Sure." He pulled out an ax and started for the group of trees a little ways away.
That's not my back... You thought, but started making the house anyway.
You placed down oodles of torches to keep the monsters away as the sun started to set. Ohm came back, wielding a half-dead wooden sword.
"Volia!" You said proudly.
Ohm didn't look impressed. "It's tiny. And cramped."
You frowned. "Zat's because I had very little time."
"Can you sleep in this game?" He asked, dumping stuff into the chest.
"Ja. Ve must kill those sheep outside. And a couple cowz for food." You peered outside.
You heard him giggle. "Vhat's so funny?" You asked, confused.
You hadn't said anything funny, had you?
"Your accent cracks me up."
"Like an egg." You giggled.
"Like all those eggs."


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