Pipsqueaks + Exploding Cars | Lui Calibre x Reader

"Luuuiii~!" You called cheerfully

"Yeah?" He head his voice changed so he sounded like a kid.

A smartmouthed kid...

A smartmouthed little brat...

"Come with me! I wanna show you something cool!"

"Okay! Is it candy?" He asked hopefully.

"Better than candy." You grinned.

He stopped and fired a missile at you. "Nothing is better than candy."

~!~

"Seriously, it's cool." You reassured, leading him onto the freeway.

The monkey-man/kid stepped hesitantly, ready to shoot you if  you pulled a weapon.

Knowing he was an awesome shot in GTA, you didn't doubt he would nail you.

"This'll knock your socks off." You said proudly, then activated the mod.

"AHHHHHH! _____!" He screamed as cars flew like crazy, aimed for the both of you.

"Literally." You smirked as you both went flying, cars and trucks exploding around you.

"Change it back, change it back! I hate you!" He yelled, his pipsqueak-voice cracking in his panic.

As it was customary, whenever he said he hated you, you were supposed to reply with I love you, and vise versa.

"It's too weird to say to someone how sounds like a kid. Change your voice." You said as you got plowed over.

Again.

"I hate you so much (Nickname)..." Lui groaned in his normal voice.

You giggled evilly. "Love you too."

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